Baltimore Maryland Train Suicide Aftermath Complete with Color Commentary

Baltimore Maryland Train Suicide Aftermath Complete with Color Commentary

Baltimore Maryland Train Suicide Aftermath Complete with Color Commentary

On January 9, 2019, a man was struck and killed by a train Wednesday at the Upton Metro SubwayLink Station, according to Maryland Transit Administration officials.

Upton Station briefly closed so MTA police could investigate the incident. The man has not been identified, although one could say he can be identified as being a dead suicidal vagrant.

If not for the Americanized Ebonics, one could be fooled in believing this happened in Africa or another sub-continent.

Props to Best Gore member @honkeykong for the video:

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122 thoughts on “Baltimore Maryland Train Suicide Aftermath Complete with Color Commentary”

    1. Just because you watch Gore from the safety of your Trailer doesn’t make you special. If you ever seen anything like this in person you would shit yourself and then pass the fuck out. See this is a comment section and it’s extremely safe. Don’t mistake this for any kind of bravery or toughness

  1. We are seeing a solution for this guy. He has totally problem-solved his demise. Rope can fail and leave you choking and dangling for a loooong time. Tablets and pills can bring themselves back up. Jumping into the river can fail as the survival instinct can kick in and make drowning difficult.
    This is a seriously thought-out solution. A BIG, FAST slicey machine that wont stop or fail.
    Rest easy brother.

    Oh Baltimore. Man it’s hard just to live. Just to live…

  2. At least his life wasn’t a total waste, because that little part of Baltimore was totally crime free for several minutes, because the local chimpanzees were jumping around pointing at his remains and saying boogla boogla, boogla boogla.

  3. “Eh, Rest In Peace, noem-sayin?” – As he films his broken body from every possible angle, including internally, while yelling out “World Star nigga, world star right here” and uploading it to the internet.

  4. Product of Baltimore, USA finest public schools. The US should be split in two: Democrats on one side and Republicans on the other. And at the Republican border, put up the biggest fuckin wall. Entire half of Dem country will make Chicago and Baltimore look like a rose garden.

        1. I’m sure that I’m not the only one who senses all the homo erectorator shit that you go on about.
          Effeminate puns, positive view on race relations, drinking chocolate milk from Gaylord, MI. You’re a one fag pride parade.
          That other guy though…slaughtering, spitting, raping? And that’s just your children. He’s on a whole different level.
          I’m guessing he’s on travel ban and FBI watch lists. I

          1. .. Really?… So you and Svargalicious, holdin hands like homos and constantly talkin shit about homos isn’t homo?.. I’ll be damned… Anyways, you only get a travel restriction put on you when you’re a subscriber and member of NAMBLA… That’s why YOU haven’t been able to make it to Fire Island for the past 6yrs ya fukn PrickSnorter…

          2. @asskingforanal
            @svarg26 has made clear his mission. Stomping out homos, diabetics, satanic retards and smelly dark skin havin assholes.
            It seems to me that you’re checking all the boxes but he has left you alone. That’s because I got you.
            There’s just sooo many of you gay bastards, homos and queer tranny types around here that of course there will be more than one homo regulator. But let’s be clear. Svarge doesn’t need my help and I don’t need his help.
            Your days are numbered even with all your HIV meds and condoms that won’t tear in sharp, colon shrouded peanut turds.

          3. sphincter is 100% a fully certified homo. i told him that years ago. i don’t just call any fucking hippy cunt a homo unless they are a homo. i take my job serious. i never misuse the gift of calling out all the mother fucking homos on here.

  5. .. He kinda reminds me of that creepy old fuk from that movie “Poltergeist” that being said… Not only did the train HALF it’s way with HIM, it looks like it also took his fukn soul… Since this is Baltimore, most likely it was a Soul Train™ with a DESOUL ENDgine…

    1. Haha NEMS, you think the crown the Night King wore is still somewhere lying on the tracks ?? . May be someone has already flicked it and I’m doubting ; it could be that ape again prancing up and down the platform with cell phone .

  6. Boy oh Boy, !! All that meat is gonna get decayed soon……. I wonder where the dogs from Baltimore Maryland are ? when there is so much to hog on to !

    That pair of jeans and the lemon tee is for takes & for all the frigging efforts made ; the ape with the phone ;is gonna own them both.

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