Dead Man in a Hammock

Dead Man in a Hammock

I have no real info on what actually happened here but everyone who’s anyone knows that I love me some bloated greenies. I’m getting a strong feeling that this is suicide and this definitely has that “Thailand” vibe to it. Our bloated friend here decided to pick his favorite hang out spot for his last breathes. Just swinging in that gentle breeze, or maybe it was foresight trying to spare the paramedics the worst of the stench? Either way, I think all it accomplished was just spreading the stink around that little room. All the blood leaking from the eyes and nose and mouth, left a nice little puddle on the floor under him as his body swelled to probably twice it’s original size. Art, in a way.

113 thoughts on “Dead Man in a Hammock”

      1. everry mom has their own kinda scarry face that they use when you piss them off. I was raised by my grand ma and she could look just like a damn snake when she got mad. It used to scare the hell out of me.

  1. Strangely enough a random hammock was delivered to my house last week with my name and address on it…. which i have no clue about who, how and why it came to me??

    I didn’t order the thing its a complete mystery. anyway i sold it to my sister for ?30….Result!!

    I hope it wasn’t an omen lol

      1. Although I get completely fucked up at times I’m pretty sure that I didn’t enter a hammock comp LMAO!! It was so random but I made money off it so I’m happy haha I’m a complete del boy when it comes to things like that. But when I saw this post I thought hmmmmmmmmmm??? At least he died comfortable!!

  2. That picture would make great fodder for a Best Gore Caption This Photo Contest. I sure do miss those…Please bring them back!

    Anyone see the full video of ISIS beheading American James Wright Foley? Saw a censored version on LL and it was strangest thing. Watching him read the provided script beforehand was creepier than an actual beheading. Anyway, they left out the actual beheading and just cut to the aftermath showing a standard belly-head pose.

  3. Interesting.
    What looks like I.D., wallet and what looks to be a broken cell phone by his left hand.
    On the floor by his left foot is some sort of a bottle-looks a bit like cooking oil.
    But no visible means of suicide.
    I’ve only seen a very few male suicides on here that were done by over-dose. Most choose jumping, hanging, or gunshot.
    And what up with his left elbow? It looks broken or dislocated, with severe bruising that appears to have occurred before death.
    Somehow I don’t think this is a typical suicide.
    Pants off, oil (?) On floor, fan on, t.v. off, sitting in a “waiting” position with left leg tucked under him, wallet out to pay, cell phone to call someone…
    Looks like he was waiting for a hooker who had other plans.

      1. it honestly seems like he wanted to make the least amount of mess with his dead body. I still think he killed himself by drinking poison, from the empty bottle on the floor. maybe he had severe stomach pain and doubled over.

  4. Dang, I didn’t know that your eyeballs pop out when somebody bites the dust. Makes sense though. As he bloats, shits getting pushed out any and all orifices until you pop. I guess that’s why the undertaker scoops out all that shit before he fills the body with formaldehyde

    1. @mr.slider, do they really scoop the eyes out before the funeral. omg I have non gorry but bad nightmares about my grandpa. I hope in the next dream he doesn’t come to me with his eyeballs out. that would be gory. in all my dreams he comes back from the dead but has to leave me all over again to go back to the dead and weird shit happens in between. once I tried to give him my soul. that was crazy aweful.

      1. Jeepers creepers
        Where’d you get those peepers?
        Jeepers creepers
        Where’d you get those eyes?

        Gosh all, git up
        How’d they get so lit up?
        Gosh all, git up
        How’d they get that size?

        Golly gee
        When you turn those heaters on
        Woe is me
        Got to put my cheaters on

        Jeepers creepers
        Where’d you get those steepers
        Oh, those weepers, how they hypnotize
        Where’d you get those eyes?

        Golly gee
        When you turn those heaters on
        Woe is me
        I got to put the cheaters on

        Jeepers creepers
        Where’d you get those peepers?
        Oh, those weepers, how they hypnotize
        Where did you get those eyes?

        How did they get that size?
        Where did you get those eyes?

        1938; Harry Warren & Johnny Mercer

      1. ***Theirs worse ways to go I suppose. .

        …Yeah, having a friend leave you a message a week ago, asking you to bring an extra 12-pac to his house, on “Superbowl Sunday.”

        …do I have to finish this post?

        …I didn’t think so!!

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