Greg LouGayness Ends with No AID in Oyapock River, Brazil

Greg LouGayness Ends with No AID

Greg LouGayness Ends with No AID

Was it suicide, or just a guy out for a dip? They are certainly dressed for a day of fun filled water sports, but when is a Brazilian not dressed in the latest pool party fashion?

First video shows a man jump from a bridge. The impact apparently knocks him out. He subsequently drowns.

The second video, merged with first video shows his remains after he washes ashore.

To those who wanna know what they’re saying @laurahorlle provides us with translation:

– “You can’t do it.”
– “You should just dive with your face down.”
– “Nah, jump on your feet like that, standing. You’re supposed to stand up, yeah.”
– “Is it deep?”
– “Just go.”

Guy jumps.

– “It’s so sick, you know (that he really jumped)”
-“See? The guy just died.”
– “Go down there (to help him out), boys!”
– “He’s drowning!”
– “He’s going to drown, he’s going to drown! Damn, I don’t think you’re gonna be able to find him…”
– “Hey, the guy just died, boys!”
– “Damn, and I filmed it!”
– “Yo, just go after him, will ya?”
– “Now we’re not gonna be able to find him…”
– “Go down there, right away!”
– “You guys are crazy!”
– “He was just super tired, you know. (speaking of the dead man)”
– “Goddamn it!”
– “I told him not to do it…”
– “He was just trippin’ on…”
– “There is he is, up front…”
– “Where?”
– “Go get him! Go get him!Go get him! Go get him!Go get him!”
– “Look what he’s done, he’s crazy, I told him not to do it.”
– “He died. He’s gone. No one’s gonna find him.”
– “He was crazy. He drowned.”
– “Yo, he’s got family, you know, you dipshits!”

Then they found the body, apparently on the next day.

-” So that’s it. This is the young man who jumped off the Sergio Motta bridge.”
– “His body has been found today.”
– “It has been found on the next day.”
– “Guy was crazy… He jumped off the bridge, and this is what’s left of him. To you guys who also enjoy jumping off bridges, this is what happens, you got it? I hope we can make an example out of this, to the ones who enjoy jumping off bridges, this is Sergio Motta bridge, can you see now how dangerous it is? Those are the firemen, you see?”
– “This is the coroner.”
– “That’s his tool (laughs)”

Props to Best Gore member @honkeykong for the video:


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124 thoughts on “Greg LouGayness Ends with No AID in Oyapock River, Brazil”

    1. It’s funny, because right before jumping, he probably thought it to be a routinely stunt, most likely not his first one, and there could be nothing bad coming out of it, because he knew that water basin was deep enough. He had not a slightest idea those were the last seconds of his life, and this being an instant light out, he never knew what he did wrong.

      I know that I could easily jump from that bridge harmlessly, because my motor skills, coordination, and judgment of my position in space, would easily allow me to enter the water with the least resistance, not getting myself knocked out.

      In other words, the fucker deserved it.

      1. Any experienced diver/jumper could have easily made that jump. Only question is why risk it? He ended up doing a belly flop, which he obviously didnt intend to do and had no control over.
        Just saying, one wrong move in the air and you will be forced into a position that will most likely kill you. At the very least break a few bones.

      2. @Andrew256
        And it is funny that right before jumping he did not plan his stance in order to land on his feet, which would have most-Certainly have helped save his Life. He should have used his Arms and quickly spin them backwards going around, and around cause he might have been able to stay standing straight-up position, instead of landing flat on his face. 🙁

    2. @BionicWristAction
      First-Off,,, I Always laugh every single time that i see your Username Dude, lol.
      Is it not crazy how Human/Animal Bodies can change colors, and completely stiffen-up after only being dead for one day?? I Guess That The Warm Water, and The Hot Brazilian Climate Does Not Help The Situation. But it does help with the Decomposition Process That’s For Sure!

    1. Yes, this is funny. That man did it to himself out of ignorance and stupidity (inability to calculate even the most elementary consequences of his actions), which wins him a Darwin award (if the doesn’t have kids) and give me the right to disregard any pity for him.

      HA HA HA.

    1. Musta been dead drunk to have tried out that stunt in the first place . Anyway , NEMS@hopingfornemesis; it was more like a free fall and then day dreaming about “Mae West” could have been another cause .
      Atleast this video doesn’t portray the ugly side of Brazil where deaths like these are uncommon except for the daily mayhem where beheadings , robberies, pick pocketing , shoplifting and murders are a common place happenstances.
      It appealed to me more because the dickhead died drowning with no blood spurts . That on the spot commentary sounded good though .

        1. You can say so , but statistics speak otherwise usually if a drunkard gets involved in an accident where some innocents are killed ……you can be sure , it would be one in a million chance that he/she survived.

    2. Fuck this stupid tar baby!
      The drop was not high enough to kill if you went feet first, but this dumb monkey landed on his face!
      That will knock you out and drown you!
      This is Evolution at work: the dumbest take themselves out of the Gene Pool, and the smartest normally get to breed!
      Except for 3rd World Countries!
      Good on him – I just wish all the tar babies jumped off the same way!!

          1. Yes but we must turn these videos into positives by learning from them. In this case we learn to keep away from brazilians..(as always) and we learn not to wear yellow and black as they don’t match.

  1. Too far to see from that height. But I imagine he was dead on impact. Didn’t see a whole lot of bubbles surface after impact. In all likelihood, landing face/stomach first, probably eject his testicles out of his asshole. His prostate’s probably swollen as well. 🙁

  2. 022: “See? The dude died…” I’m not laughing at the situation, but the guy said it in such a funny way I just couldn’t handle it lol Btw not every brazilian is always dressed for a pool party, 90% of the time I’m wearing long sleeve shirts, because here in the south is cold. And that’s what I love the most about the place I live, I absolutely hate hot weather. 🙂

    1. I had a gal tell me the same thing. Her reasoning, was that you can always put more clothes on when it’s cold, but it’s hard to take more clothes off when it’s too hot.

      She had to be the only virgin over 21 in Florida, where I lived at the time.

      …but it saved me buying her a drink

  3. To those who wanna know what they’re saying:
    – “You can’t do it.”
    – “You should just dive with your face down.”
    – “Nah, jump on your feet like that, standing. You’re supposed to stand up, yeah.”
    – “Is it deep?”
    – “Just go.”

    Guy jumps.

    – “It’s so sick, you know (that he really jumped)”
    -“See? The guy just died.”
    – “Go down there (to help him out), boys!”
    – “He’s drowning!”
    – “He’s going to drown, he’s going to drown! Damn, I don’t think you’re gonna be able to find him…”
    – “Hey, the guy just died, boys!”
    – “Damn, and I filmed it!”
    – “Yo, just go after him, will ya?”
    – “Now we’re not gonna be able to find him…”
    – “Go down there, right away!”
    – “You guys are crazy!”
    – “He was just super tired, you know. (speaking of the dead man)”
    – “Goddamn it!”
    – “I told him not to do it…”
    – “He was just trippin’ on…”
    – “There is he is, up front…”
    – “Where?”
    – “Go get him! Go get him!Go get him! Go get him!Go get him!”
    – “Look what he’s done, he’s crazy, I told him not to do it.”
    – “He died. He’s gone. No one’s gonna find him.”
    – “He was crazy. He drowned.”
    – “Yo, he’s got family, you know, you dipshits!”

    Then they found the body, apparently on the next day.

    -” So that’s it. This is the young man who jumped off the Sergio Motta bridge.”
    – “His body has been found today.”
    – “It has been found on the next day.”
    – “Guy was crazy… He jumped off the bridge, and this is what’s left of him. To you guys who also enjoy jumping off bridges, this is what happens, you got it? I hope we can make an example out of this, to the ones who enjoy jumping off bridges, this is Sergio Motta bridge, can you see now how dangerous it is? Those are the firemen, you see?”
    – “This is the coroner.”
    – “That’s his tool (laughs)”

          1. I remember when they had taped televised cliff diving competitions in Acapulco on ABC Wide World of Sports. That competition was held at 100 – 135’ as I recall, so that’s 41 meters maximum versus this 52-meter party time effort.

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  6. Yeah looks like he was in the drink a good long time! They’re so backwards down there they couldn’t even muster a professional dive team to bring him up. He had a nice 80 foot belly flop!!

    I found a guy dead on the floor in an apartment like that once in that when I tried to open his clenched fingers they slowly and creepily closed up again. Dude was in a drug deal gone bad and he got run over by his own car when they stole it and incredibly he made it to his girlfriend’s subsidized apartment where he died on the floor under a blanket. Cops told us later when they checked the body he had tire tracks across his torso!!

  7. Why does the Spanish language sound nothing like it should in some situations? I don’t know what they are saying but it doesn’t sound like “Holy shit! Jose ain’t moving guys! Keep an eye on him! Is h okay? I hope he’s ok! Somebody call for help!”

    It sounds like they couldn’t give two shits less, not excited or worried one bit.

    The Spanish language is shit anyway. Even when they aren’t their conversations always sound like they’re angry.

  8. For those of you who do not know “Lou Gahyness” Is A Disease Related To “Lou Gehrig’s” Disease
    2 Synonyms of Lou Gehrig’s disease are, *Charcot’s Disease* & *Motor Neurone* Diseases.

    An MRI with increased signal in the posterior part of the internal capsule which can be tracked to the motor cortex, Is consistent when diagnosing *Fagottosis* & *Puffertosis Cocketosis* which are cousins of “ALS” which means,,, ( A-Always,,, L- Love,,, S-Sucking,,,) On *A- L-ong S-tick* 🙁
    Specialty Neurology
    Symptoms “Stiff Cock” Muscles,,, Muscle Twitching,,, And A Gradually Worsening Weakness, that will have Complications, including Difficulty in Speaking, Swallowing, Breathing With Jr.’s Cock In Their Filthy Cocketosis, Fagettosis, Puffertosis Mouths! 🙁
    Usual Onset: 50’s–60’s
    Causes: Unknown (most), inherited (few)
    Diagnostic Methods: Based on symptoms
    Treatment: Non-invasive ventilation
    Medication: Riluzole, Edaravone
    Prognosis: Life Expectancy, 2–4 Years (EXCEPT FOR THIS YOUNG FAGOTTOSIS-COCKETOSIS) Jew!
    Frequency: 2.6/100,000 per year (Europe)
    Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis,,, (ALS), also known as motor Neurone Disease, Or (MND) or Lou Gehrig’s disease, is a specific disease which causes the Death of Neurons IN A Fagots Brain That Tries Controlling The Involuntary Movement Of COCK muscles, Whenever They See A Young Boy!

    Young Brazilian Jews Like This Dead-Dumb-Ass Are The Most Susceptible To Developing This Type 88of Behavior/Disease Simply Because of The Centuries Of Inbreeding,,, & Incest,,, and The Molestation of Young Boys,,, That Their Parent Made Sure To Make Them Go Along With, *This Sick Behavior*

    Now As You an See,,, This Young Brazilian-Jew, or (this Young Dummy) i should say,,, who listened to the others telling him to jump, ended-up dead in his 20’s or 30’s instead of dying in his 50’s- 60’s.
    Now Because He was Obviously Raised by a Single Jew-Mother She And Her Great Parenting Skills Failed To Educate Him On One Of The Basic Principles In Life. So As The Old-Saying Goes,,,
    ***If Someone/Somebody Tells You To Jump-Off A Bridge,,, Are You Going To Do-it???***

    Some also use the term motor neuron disease for a group of conditions of which ALS is the most common. ALS is characterized by stiff muscles, muscle twitching, and gradually worsening weakness due to muscles decreasing in size It may begin with weakness in the arms or legs, or with difficulty speaking or swallowing. About half of people develop at least mild difficulties with thinking and behavior and most people experience pain. Most eventually lose the ability to walk, use their hands, Speak, Swallow, and Breathe Because Of The Cocketosis In The Mouthetosis Fagottosis Ways! 🙁

    **SO STAY DA-FUCK AWAY FROM ANY OF THESE FUCKTARD-COCKETOSIS RETARDS**

  9. So is this what people with friends do? I mean they could try to save it but they were too busy recording you while you drowned , Wow, I’m so glad I did not have friends. now talk serious what shit hole and where are your “friends” for save your life , hahahha people are shit i am happy alone, brazilians are so shit leave me alone

    1. Yea i agree brother, as it was pretty bad. Cause unless he broke his neck, he could have just got knocked-out from the impact, and breathed-in some water because of it. If they wound have ran down around the bridge, then safely dove-in to try and get him they could have saved his life. But like you say **These Assholes Were Way Too Busy Filming-It. Fucking Useless-Cunts!** 🙁

    2. I saved a kid once and small mofo almost drown me.
      He was chocking himself near rock and watter was peacefull and he was 7 , me 11 and he fighted like comanchi to drown me so he can save his ass.
      I release myself, he continue to fight, i hold that rock and his his hair, pulling him to safety. That is how hard is to save someone from drowning and it was sea, salty watter!

      -The guy from video was unconciousness and this people was scared to help. If dead was not often while jumping from there i would jump to save him but it is risky. Saving from bellow is way better.. However, he was to recless to survive in this world.

  10. I’ve done it too jumped from a bridge probably 28 ft high. But on a standing position while in mid air my mind cant think my body was like rock solid can’t even move I’ll never forget that falling feeling.

  11. “They are certainly dressed for a day of fun filled water sports, but when is a Brazilian not dressed in the latest pool party fashion?” …this still has me laughing hours later.

    how high was that bridge, it didn’t look high enough to kill the man. RIP, guy. 🙁

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