Nature Loving Thai Hangs Out in Woods

Nature Loving Thai Hangs Out in Woods

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Found dead men. Death and hanged in the beginning. In the grove behind the monastery cooperative Khositaram. Areas. Khokkham … charity Sakhon. Funeral conducted according to the procedure of law.

45 thoughts on “Nature Loving Thai Hangs Out in Woods”

  1. “Funeral conducted according to the procedure of law.” – I wonder whats the “illegal way” to conduct a funeral… 😆

    Judging by the pictures, he wasnt hanging arround for that long… I’d say for at least 4 hours or less.

  2. if I was going to end it all in the woods with a rope I’d do it better than that !

    I would be aiming for head removal! At least go out in style, fucking hanging in a bush like some rag doll

    Looks like murder made to look like suicide .

  3. I read the write up thrice and it got more hilarious in every repeat hahaha. By far one of the funniest write-ups on Best Gore.

    Great post, Obli! Keep ’em coming! 😀

  4. Awesome post lol. Some dark humour goes great with the gore.
    I’m here ever day checking out what’s new for the day, but hardly ever log in to comment. So Yeah, Hi everyone I love to read all your comments too,it’s a full package deal. Please keep it coming.

  5. Seems to me there’s something fishy going on here. Aha! Eureka! Thai silly string! You can use is to fly thai kites or hang yard ornaments, you can use it to Thai on floatie bloatie bobbers to your fishing line or use it as emergency power lines. Only thing that limits its uses is an unimaginative mind!

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