Raging Flamer Immolates Near White House in Washington D.C.

Raging Flamer Immolates Near White House in Washington D.C.

A man lit himself on fire near the White House on Wednesday afternoon — and he was caught on video appearing to calmly stroll through a park before cops extinguished the flames.

Witnesses saw the man erupt into a bright orange fireball at the Ellipse, a tourist-filled park that sits north of the Washington Monument, around 12:20 p.m

Video shot shows the man, clad in black pants, covered head to toe in flames as he takes a slow walk across the grass near 15th Street NW and Constitution Avenue NW.

Officers are seen racing over to the man, including one armed with a red fire extinguisher, and police cruisers pulling up with lights flashing.

The Ellipse is a 52-acre public park that lies south of the White House.

The man, who wasn’t immediately identified, was taken to the hospital with life-threatening injuries after suffering burns to 85 percent of his body.

A suspicious package that was on fire was also found in the park, near where the man was extinguished.

Last month, a man in a motorized wheelchair set his jacket on fire outside the White House, prompting a security lockdown. He suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

Props to Best Gore member @carnage-2 for the video:

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170 thoughts on “Raging Flamer Immolates Near White House in Washington D.C.”

        1. I’m Mr Cold Miser, I’m Mr Snow, I’m Mr 40 below, every thing I touch, starts to freeze in my clutch, I’m too much, (dee doo dee doo baa baa). Haha! My favorite childhood Christmas puppet cartoon! Cool ! 🙂

    1. Well, that is one way to turn yourself into a nigga, if you ain’t already one.

      I wonder if Trump was all like,
      “Look honey there’s a burning nigga on the lawn. He’s fired!” And he did it for the lulz.

    1. “Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme now which I desire, ooo ye hea”

      “C’mon baby light my fire, try to set the night on fiiiire”

      “I fell in to a burnin ring of fire, went down down down and the flames got higher”

          1. Thanks Seraph and absolutely true Doc.

            It reminds me of a tv yank drill sergeant telling his boys”show these fuckers how much you love your country by killing them for theirs while you live for yours!” Or putin,” jihadis love going to heaven and it is our job(Russians) to get them there in a hurry! ” Hahah, what wit!

            If the jackass has a beef ,vote the fuckers out or take the fuckers with you! Don’t let trump have only flaming hair!

          2. On that theme of vicarious or tangible rewards for violent actions towards others, the guy who shot up the mosque in Christchurch played right into the authorities hands. However, in his case he was smart enough to realise that was exactly what he was doing and thus was one of his motivations for committing mass murder of the Muslims.
            The immediate outcome was for the NZ PM to restrict guns, make ‘hate speech’ punishable with jail time, including fairly innocuous social media posts and generally go on a Muzzie love fest. The shooter knew this would be their reaction and he KNOWS these actions do nothing to stem the emotions that these actions are designed to stem. He knew that those actions would make people dig their heels in and further entrench their ideology and on both sides ~ this would eventually lead to a civil war in his eyes.
            Brenton Tarrant isn’t the raving lunatic with a rambling meme-based manifesto they portray him to be, he knew exactly what he was doing.


          3. I agree with you on Tarrant. I actually had some respect for her before this scenario played out. I have none for her now as she is simply trying to get the bleeding heart leader of the World award. I didn’t see her or any other leader cry for the slaughtered Christians of Sri Lanka. Fuckin hypocrite New World Order -types. Introduce Islam everywhere but the two preeminent nations ,Israel and the US. They aren’t pushed into there.

            Israel and the Us know what they are doing ;seeding democratic ,welfare -capitalist states with eternal spoilers. Setting back Europe five hundred years! It took the Eastern Europeans and Balkans five hundred years of blood ,sweat and tears to get rid of the fucks!

            Israel and America run a protection racket;fill their allies with troublemakers and then come along as the solution! Divide and conquer;Alexander’s Maxim.

  1. I read elsewhere that he was wearing some flame retardant clothing which enabled him to walk so calmly while being hotter than HELL!

    Minding my own business
    When you came along
    Temperature’s been running hot
    The fever was so strong
    Tilt my hat at the sun
    And the shadows they burn dark
    Light me and I’ll BURN for you
    And the love song never stops

    ~ INXS ~

  2. I never get why people put themselves through (what must certainly be) the most painful and horrific way to go. Cause before you expire from an awful infection you suffer for long hours, sometimes a couple of days, before it, “The Infection Itself” takes your life.

    And i am positive that most, if not all, are Just Begging to go by then. So why choose this way,why? 🙁

    1. It is the ultimate in pain for a moment then your nerves shut down once torched. The real pain is in the debridement for those that live through the experience. No amount of pain killer can help them cope with that shit which is why most Doctors overload them with Morphine and they tap out.

      1. @Colleensda
        Wow,,, did not know that your nerves would burn-out quick enough to save you from certain torture before death. Cool thanks for the info.

        And as for the lack of mental help so that a person does not indulge in such destructive behavior beforehand, you are So-Right Girl, as it is a “big problem” with our health care.

        1. The nerves will take time before they are fried out but when they are, they’re done if he lives (which he didn’t) so it will trip you out to see someone fried and talking coherently. The pain one experiences later is from the body being scrubbed (debridement) which bores down into the nerves that weren’t fried. Then there’s no amount of opioids that can kill the pain and the individual can’t be put into a coma every day to do it. The best course of action for most is being intentionally overdosed, especially in Third World Countries.

          1. @Colleensda

            Well Said, and so true Girl. Are you a Doctor, or work as a nurse, or at a hospital by any chance?? Cause you are extremely well versed and knowledgeable on this matter. 🙂

  3. Somebody showed him proof that *We All Live On A Flat-Earth* And Now He gone fully and completely Neme,ing & Big-Time, lol.

    Actually he was so fucking unhappy,,, enraged about-it, & totally pissed-off,,, that he blew his head-gasket. And because we know that he’s full of hot air, and Gut-Gasses, that he just simply had a Spontaneous Combustion

    And you think/know that he was a brown refugee before??? He certainly real brown now, so there is no sense continuing with his Micheal Jackson Skin-Bleaching treatment now. But it,s ok cause his brownness,,, it goes so well with his character. 🙂



  4. Hey, Liberal Trump hating lunatics wanna cull themselves out in the most painful ways possible I’m all for it!!

    Love the shirt! “USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!!” baahahahahahaaa!! Nothing is as American as a nice barbecue!! If he had an apple pie in the “suspicious package” that would complete it!!

  5. Ha ha ha ha ha I fukcin love it!!! “Get on the ground, get on the ground or we’ll shoot!!”

    Then again, he is a threat if he wanted to run after them lol!!

    That is one tough mo fo man, not making a sound and standing there and tolerating excruciating pain!!

    So now it’s off to the burn unit for scrubbing and debridement and days of more excruciating pain until you die, nice move asshole!! Morphine ain’t gonna do shit for you either!

    1. Yeah Ambrose, I don’t know whose commentary that was, non-life threatening. He had to have inhaled some of it. And then he’s gonna have major third degree burns and the biggest threat, besides excruciating pain, is infection. If he lived a week I’d be shocked. i’d rather be dead cuz he’s never gonna look the same if he did survive.

    1. I was leaning in that direction too. But I’m wondering when he reached the Boiling Point, that caused him to protest to begin with? Maybe he’ll Simmer down now. I’d hate to see him Ignite another protest.

  6. What choice did he have? Being a raging homo faggot limp wristed poof pussy was just not gay enough to join antifa. This liberal ass tube had nothing to live for.
    Wait till Nov 2020. The North lawn, South lawn and rose garden will be packed full of these smoldering retards.

  7. Very cool, props to this guy for the show. I’m interested in doing something similar. I want to cut a hole in the screen of my microwave door and put my arm through it. Then I am going to turn on the microwave and cook my arm. I want to see how long I can last. I wonder if it will catch fire, if the skin will melt off, if it will char, or if it’s just going to slowly cook to the bone. Then I can eat my own arm!

    1. Probably won’t get flames.

      By the way, micro is the worst way to cook raw meat if yer planning a snack afterwards.

      But really, no one will feel bad for you or care if you do it, just laff.

      Talk to someone and figure out why you want to do this,
      there’s lot’s of accidents out there and

      no need to harm yourself pal,

      don’t do it,

      life is going to hurt you without you even trying.

      I had an associate who swallowed wasp poison,
      he regretted it just before he died

      You will regret hurting yourself afterwards.

      1. Nah bud, I do it for both pleasure and money. Nuked my left foot a few years ago. I was able to eat half and then sell the other half to some guys on the dark web that were interested in eating human flesh. I made almost 5k off of just half a foot. Plus it was interesting to eat my own flesh, very rubbery taste though. And salty as well.

        1. Well keep eating,
          wouldn’t want to interrupt dinner

          just jam the enable button on the door latch of your micro down

          no need to cut a hole in the door,

          and then you can stick in yer head

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