Suicidal Man Jumps from Building in Turkey, Air Cushion in Wrong Spot

Suicidal Man Jumps from Building in Turkey, Air Cushion in Wrong Spot

Suicidal Man Jumps from Building in Turkey, Air Cushion in Wrong Spot

Best Gore member @brainmarmalade explains:

This video is from Turkey, Balikesir. I don’t know much about the event. It happened recently so I haven’t seen it on the news. Also as you can see firemen badly failed about catching the falling man.

It indeed seems as though the firefighters placed the air cushion in the wrong spot. The suicidal man does not move about the roof, jet when he jumps, he lands next to the cushion. Total fail.

Thanks a lot for the video, @brainmarmalade:

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162 thoughts on “Suicidal Man Jumps from Building in Turkey, Air Cushion in Wrong Spot”

        1. Those fucking cryptic Christians, huh.

          *hijack warning*
          Re forum “What woke you up today.”

          No matter the size of your morning wood, at least it’s your own erection that wakes you up. Some of us had sketchy dorm housing in college.

          I’m gonna side with the tourists and outsiders on this one. The boat guys could keep some decent hours. The lobsters will still be there at 10 am. Where the fuck are they gonna go?

          Alarm clocks are for the weak. Wait a while and your prostate will wake you up. And that first morning piss is something to behold. It’s like turning on your garden hose for the first time in the spring. There’s gonna be piss spurting out all over the bathroom in large droplets and a fine mist all simultaneously.

          Paper plates??? You know that there are rolling papers available for that purpose and they won’t singe your hair or set off your smoke detector.

          Piss off you steaming ass crack.

          I can relate to your pains. Not the same as yours but I have old football injuries haunting me, especially when it’s cold like it is now.

      1. @bad Jonny – plse don’t feel compelled to use Murican terminology/spelling etc (eg. jello) on this non-murican website. The word is *jelly* and if the Americans have even one functioning brain cell, they’ll work it out, eventually. Be proud of our Aussie-ness mate…….

          1. I try to use murican grammer like i might say neighbor or color so as not to confuse the yanks here or maybe because i want to fit in. Now i know there’s some english peops here i’ll just try and fit in with them. i do have a problem fitting in

          2. Indeed. The problem is that @firstinline doesn’t seem to understand that The United States, England, and Australia, are all in the same boat. 9/11, 7/7, and the Bali terrorist attacks were false-flag attacks perpetrated for the purpose of infuriating the population. Their anger and fear allowed them to overlook common sense, and send their children to die in illegal wars in the name of “safety”. “The Big Three” are always fighting side by side in these bull shit wars. Dutchy needs to get his head out of his ass. Maybe if he was from Syria, Iraq, Libya, or one of these targeted countries, then I would give his complaints some credit. He’s not, so I’m not. Maybe his giant dick is draining blood from his brain. Yeah, that must be it.

          3. @honkeykong
            They were engaged in the jelly/jello debate and how to not confuse us yanks (like we all live in New England).
            Nobody knows wtf you’re going on about.
            Oh and btw, regarding your “3-D” comment, I don’t expect you to know this, but, straight men call them Triple D’s.

          4. Mostly working a lot, trying to work out more, and trying to spend as much extra time with someone as I possibly can. How have you been, @hopingfornemesis? I’m going to try to come around more frequently again. I miss everyone.

    1. There was a vid, or maybe just aftermath, of a chick who jumped from a building and her retarded ass cheek implants popped out.
      Maybe she was depressed, maybe she was pushing the boundaries of the warrantee. We’ll never know.

          1. What about Jeannie’s evil sexy brunette cousin? Her master would get rid of a Rolls Royce every time he’d fill its ashtray!

            Major Nelson was the biggest Boy Scout known to Man. A sex -bomb like her and all he wanted to do was play with his slide-rules. Lol

            I was a kid but even then I knew that was just plain wrong. That’s why I loved Major Healey. Major Bellow’s wife was hot too!

  1. @hopingfornemesis
    (We need you, Vile)

    SLUT by bad jonny

    Life ain’t nothin’
    But a fuckin’ slut

    No matter what you try
    We are all in the same rut

    When is born a Christian babe
    His foreskin is all cut

    You try to help someone
    They’ll kick you in the gut

    You be nice to a woman
    She’ll kick you in the nut

    Treat you like a dog my man
    Treat you like her ‘mutt’

    Drag her back and rape her
    Sodomize her in your hut

    Make sure that the curtains
    And the blinds are all closed shut

    Then go play your mini-golf
    Fun with put-putt-putt

    Fuck that slut !!

    1. Right? This is what I’ve always thought.
      If you actually wanted to kill yourself, you would just jump. As soon as possible. Get it over with.
      Even if you’re having second thoughts on whether to jump or not, why would you just stand at the edge of the roof like that – where everyone can see you? Sit down and try to not be seen whilst you’re thinking it over.
      Just standing there, deliberately making yourself seen – you’re just begging for attention. But maybe that’s all some of these people ever wanted, their whole lives. The attention of onlookers and emergency services might be what provides the last bit of strength the jumper needs, to actually do the jump.

      1. Once they’re up there they might be thinking, “oh fuck, not sure if I want to do this, I might NOT die and be paralyzed for life”.
        Just before they chicken out, the suicide gods push them off.
        I dunno, just a theory.

        1. It wasn’t the suicide gods, it was me (“it was I” is grammatically correct, but sounds pretentious).
          I was there in the crowd and saw that he was losing his nerve, so I shouted,”Jump! Go on, jump! What are you waiting for, loser? Just do it. You don’t have the guts to jump, do you? Coward!”
          What fun it was! Happy days.

  2. I’m not sure the firemen are the failures here – ie. the guy’s whole intention was to land smack bang on hard concrete. The Turks merely offered him an exit strategy, and he refused it. To the contrary, I think this event went down (literally) as per the plan……….

  3. Thank you cameraman for not letting shit get in the way of the impact, for not moving the camera. For getting that always priceless sound of the impact.
    These jumper videos wouldn’t be half as good without the audio.

  4. Lucky the emergency services were there with an absolutely massive air bag or that couldve ended badly…

    Reference to someones comment above; not a hope in hell you survive that fall. Spine will be shattered and organs mince, just cos you dont see them on the pavement dont mean they arent totally fucked

  5. Obviously the firemen were having a great time. I know Turkey so I’ll translate.
    The fire guys are saying hurry up. Hurry up.
    And the guy on building is saying “” a little more to the left”” so they moved it a little to the left and he jumped.

    Moral of the story…. Never trust a suicidal man. Yep.

  6. Firefighters shouting up to suicidal Irishman on top of a building in UK : Jump into the Blanket Paddy!

    Paddy : I’m jumping into no fucking Blanket, I jump and you’ll move the Blanket away, fuck off!

    Firefighters : Its ok Paddy we’ll catch you, you’re safe, jump into the Blanket.

    Paddy : No way. You English hate the fuckin sight of us Irish, you’ll pull the Blanket away. Put the Blanket on the ground then I’ll jump.

  7. Can somebody explain to me Da-Fuck these fucking Turkish-Turkey’s were doing moving that air bag out to the road??? Like the guy was standing right at the edge of the building. Also,, there is no fucking way that this dude could have leaped 30 ft. out without First Backing-Up & Then Taking A Run For it.

      1. @HambergerBob
        Depending on how high you are,,, the less push it takes for you to get good distance, as i’m sure you know. But my 30 ft. lol, was quite the exaggeration to try and be somewhat funny. But you beat me to it with Da-Faken Grasshopper-Man, lol. It reminded me of the Show Kung-Fu, lol. Do you remember watching that T.V. Show as a kid Bob??

          1. @HamburgerBob
            Yea true Enough Bob, as we were all more or less from the same generation give or take 10 to 15 years. And man i miss it so much,,, the freedom with little to no worries once you left home, got your first car,,, fucked you first gal, and no not just finger fuck,,, But Fack-Her with Yo-Disco-Stick Man.

            Man, did i already say that i miss those misses, uhhh (those days) i meant dude, days*;)

          2. @thedre
            Yep, that’s even the kind of music he listened to also.
            We all know that Kareem Abdul Jabbar kicked Bruce Lee’s ass though, come on.
            He couldn’t get passed those long, skinny……grasshopper legs of his so he cheated and broke all the windows in order to blind him and get the advantage.
            Those 70’s voice overs were great weren’t they 😆

          3. @HamburgerBob
            Grasshopper legs? You remember the show better than i thought “”My Grasshopper” 🙂
            And Yes Brother That David Carradine dude was quite the Top Notch Actor during our youth, and but mostly as you mentioned “in the Seventies” for sure my man!
            Mini-Bio Below,,,

            David Carradine (born John Arthur Carradine; December 8, 1936 – June 3, 2009) was an American actor and martial artist best known for playing martial arts roles. He is perhaps best known as the star of the 1970s television series Kung Fu, playing Kwai Chang Caine, a peace-loving Shaolin monk travelling through the American Old West.

          4. @hamburgerbob
            And yes Bob, those 70’s voice overs were the bomb. We use to laugh, and Marvel at the high techness (not a word) of it all. But then every time the show was a boring repeat, my 4 brothers & i use to notice much more than usual, just how fucked-up those voice overs were, and quickly realized that we never really noticed-it that much before until we started analyzing the shit out of it during repeats, lol.

            But Bob,,, it came and bit us in the ass, and hard, and here’s why. After a few times watching the voice overs during repeats, we never again could watch an entire episode without laughing out guts-out instead of actually enjoying the show itself. Cause then every single time that Kung-Fu came-on,,, we would concentrate more on the stupid voice overs than on the actual show itself. Stupid,,, or What, lol ??? 😉

            So Yea we Got Fucked “more or less” out of one of our Favorite Shows besides rushing home from grade school at lunch to watch the Flintstones & Then About 1/2 of The Show “Rocket Robin Hood” remember that one bro, cause it was funny man! cause then every time the show came-on we would concentrate on that instead of what was actually going-on, ffs, lol. 😉

          5. @HamburgerBob
            Man i use to love watching those 3 Stooges, they were a class act and of course funny as fuck. Today’s T.V. Shows are shit compared to what we were blessed with as kids. But i’m sure that Our kids will say the same about their shows when old and gray like us/me. 😉

  8. @hopingfornemesis
    Be Here Lord Vile

    EDGAR ALLEN POE by bad jonny

    (Hey mods, I can’t recall if I have posted this – if I have, rape me with a screwdriver)

    I wanna read: Edgar Allen Poe
    I wanna learn, all that he did know

    I’m so glad Bruce Lee’s kid
    Was killed making the Crow

    I’m sick of all these Chingys
    Making movies, making ‘dough’

    Think of all the drugs n shit
    LIke Opium they grow

    I hope they shot him in the face
    Like a stupid bird: Do Do

    If I was the Director
    I’d be screaming: “Cum on .. Go!”

    Like Enter the gay Dragon’s
    Steroid fuck: ‘Bolo’

    Though I knew the gun was ‘loaded’
    I would not say “No”

    Sit and watch his face collapse
    And watch the blood just flow

    Then I’d kill John Derek
    And rape his hot wife ‘Bo’

    Like when I raped my Dentist
    Doctor Lee Hong Cho

    You say this is against the law?
    I say: fucking, so?

    You are just a Lefty cunt
    What the fuck you’d know?

    Bruce Lee’s son deserved to die
    He’s just too fucking slow

    Chingy should know better:
    Ye reap what ye did sow

    I don’t feel sorry for his Widow
    She’s just a Chingy Hoe

    I’d stick my foot right up her cunt
    Starting with big toe

    Tape that Chingy squirm and cry
    I’d put on quite a show

    You say this is a ‘tale of woe’?
    Go play with your yo-yo

    Or if you’re a druggie cunt
    Go fill your nose with ‘snow’

    Or if you are an English cunt
    Have tea and iced vo-vo

    Either way, don’t give a fuck, yo
    Fuck Edgar Allen Poe!


    Thunberg is, in her own right, a spoiled brat.

    Despite her youth and reported autism diagnosis, the demand for hands-off treatment of Greta and — let’s call it what it is — the outright, downright rudeness and insolence she displayed in New York is yet another highly public exhibit in the downward spiral of manners and protocol that plagues society today.

    There was a darn good reason your parents told you when you were growing up to “respect your elders.”

    To give deference to people in authority. And to honor the office even if you didn’t care for or agree with the man or woman who held it.

    Those lessons were not only questions of proper comportment.

    They reflected basic common sense.

    As dazzlingly smart and well-read and charismatically articulate as you might be at 16, until you’ve lived a bit you don’t know what you don’t know.

    Even if you have consorted with the world’s high and mighty, are celebrated as a savant, and have been nominated for a Nobel Prize.

    Having graduated from the School of Hard Knocks and/or been “mugged by reality” does a lot to soften perspectives.

    And also helps the literal “adults in the room,” if not to fully separate fact from fiction, at least to apply a healthy dose of cynicism to the utter certainties of straight-up Kool-Aid gulpers.

    Moreover, complete disdain for authority and for the ordered institutions of society is a recipe for chaos and breakdown.

    It’s 100% appropriate to call leaders’ actions or behavior into question when their actions are wrongheaded or corrupt.

    And even to write biting and satirical opinion about them, as it is rumored that some are wont to do.

    Unquestioned abuse? Not so much.

    There’s a line. And this cunt Greta hurdled over it.

    The adolescent’s substance, of course, was laughable, especially coming from a high schooler who admitted she should be back in school in her homeland

    In the day, if a youngster had sassed her parents or a teacher the way this little whippersnapper dissed global dignitaries, she would have been grounded for a month or sent straight to the principal’s office.

    (If not introduced to the business end of a paddle or, in personal experience, wooden spoon.)

    The Swedish teen’s behavior surely wouldn’t have been indulged, much less celebrated.

    And even though she is being exploited as a tool of the global green monster, it shouldn’t be excused either.

    She’s a child, and yes, said to be on the autism spectrum — but still old enough, and clearly functional enough, to know better and be held responsible for her own actions.

    She should hardly be lifted upon a pedestal, green or otherwise.
    More like taken over someone’s knee.

    (PS .. Jonny says: Fuck that little Nazi Cunt)
    (Hope her boat snuggles next to the Titanic)

    1. I saw snippets of her speech and could tell she is Asperger’s but I also believe certain groups went too hard on her. Self -indulgent Millenial ? Yes! Do I agree with all she says ? No.

      Yet, why didn’t we-meaning Mass Media- castigate Powell with his Iraq WMD, Bush re the Iraqis will hug us and Obama’s “they are moderate Headchoppers”, as badly as we did her? Food for thought.

      1. Yes, excellent point Nem!
        They didn’t attack the REAL dickheads, did they?

        You know, so many Left dickheads were so happy when Barack Osama came to power, knowing that :

        1. He wouldn’t cheat the poor/working class (He did in Flint over toxic H2O)
        2. He would ‘stop’ the wars (He increased troops & spending)
        3. He would ‘pay off the national debt’ (He didn’t, he borrowed more than 1 Trillion dollars, plus interest – So high that it can NEVER b paid back – The interest alone to Rothschild Bank is more than most countries ENTIRE GDP)

        1. Nailed! I admit I also had high hopes for him but he was just a controlled-opposition guy anyway. The writing was on the wall when I read how he was hand-picked at an early age for certain roles and then visited the Bilderberg meeting one year.

          I believe there will be no change unless we have a populist leader or highly unlikely ,a guy is deep undercover ,gets in via traditional parties and then shakes off their shackles to reveal populist and popular policies. She/he would have to be very charismatic ,very clever and very strong ie would need to be smart enough and strong enough to coopt the military in some shape or form . Otherwise ,the Establishment will kill them off within days.

          1. Yes, Nem spot on.
            You only have to watch ‘Skulls’ and “Eyes Wide Shut” to get a pretty good glimpse of how it all works.
            The people get all hard (or wet) because they think that ‘they’ chose this person to represent them.
            Now the hoodwinked voters can beat their chests in democratic Triumph!..
            When .. in fact .. the sly cunt (like Obama) or Trump, had in fact been picked years ago .. The rest was just a well-oiled machine from that point.
            Trump was in the Simpsons 2o years ago as USA Prez, every body laughed their democratic-beleiving heads off.
            No one is laughing now, impeachment or not.
            In fact, Impeachment is just Imp-Leach-Scent :
            ie : it is just a little Punch n Judy puppet show so all the democratic-beleiving voters can beat their chests once again beleiving that they have “got democratic justice”

  10. It very clear he intentionally tried to miss the bag as in the beginning you can see the man is on the very corner of the building, but after he hits the ground he is somewhat 4 or 5 metres from the corner if you make his body perpendicular to the building.

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