Cunt-Face Gets His First Period

The Caption This Video Contest #2 In Latin America, a screaming woman holds victim of a machete attack, cheek to his face. The man is unable to keep it together. Guy off camera: Say, who was it Chello? 2nd guy: Who was it Chellito? Woman: Who was it? Fucked up face guy mumbled: It was … Continue reading “Cunt-Face Gets His First Period”

Shotgun Blasts Glasgow Smile into Victim’s Face in Brazil

At least when the scar heals, he will always look like he is Happy and on top of the world with an authentic Glasgow smile. UPDATE Location is Brazil not Mexico and the people are speaking Portugues not Spanish. Also, the weapon is a shotgun not machete, stated earlier. Triple fail! Here is what @masterplan … Continue reading “Shotgun Blasts Glasgow Smile into Victim’s Face in Brazil”

Guys Give Blowjob to Pistol to Take Shot in Cheek

In some stupidly backward country, some guys gave blowjobs to a gun so their mate can shoot him in the cheek. This shit has already failed to impress the interweb before. The guys are unoriginal and the first one wears a nose ring. Who the hell kind of fag wears a nose ring? Props to … Continue reading “Guys Give Blowjob to Pistol to Take Shot in Cheek”

Asian Woman Attacked with Meat Cleaver and Slashed Across Cheek

In an undisclosed country in Asia, a man wielding a meat cleaver approaches a woman working a shift in a store and delivers a single blow to her head. The wounded woman runs out holding her left cheek. While I don’t know where exactly the incident took place, we’ve seen so many meat cleaver attacks … Continue reading “Asian Woman Attacked with Meat Cleaver and Slashed Across Cheek”

Wigger Who Shot Himself in Cheek Impales Same Cheek with Sword

You may remember this wigger from 3 months ago, when he shot himself in cheek to prove he’s a hard ass. I guess he still has something to prove, and used the same cheek to get there. The dude calls himself Kasper Knight aka Kasper Tha Phantom, and is an aspiring rapper (aka nu metal … Continue reading “Wigger Who Shot Himself in Cheek Impales Same Cheek with Sword”

Man in Shock After Leg Has Been Broken and Is Hanging On by Skin

Video which appears to be from India shows a man in shock and fighting to get up after his leg has been destroyed and is hanging on by skin. The man also has his cheek slashed. I do not have any information about what happened to the guy, but it could have been your typical … Continue reading “Man in Shock After Leg Has Been Broken and Is Hanging On by Skin”

Man Shoots Himself in Cheek to Prove He’s Hard Ass

Here’s a video of some idiot trying to be a hard ass and prove something by deliberately shooting himself through the cheek while sitting in the back seat of a car with a .22 calibre pistol. He then manages to swallow the bullet. Whatever about not caring about himself, he puts other people around him … Continue reading “Man Shoots Himself in Cheek to Prove He’s Hard Ass”

Dominican Man Got His Cheek Slashed with Machete

Video from La Republica Dominicana shows a man who took a machete blow to the head. He got to some kind of fight and that’s how it ended. Even though the wound doesn’t look all that deep, he appears shaken by it enough to need support of his friend to get into an ambulance.

Nail Gun Explodes, Nail Embeds In Cheek

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member @Nobodyro, who’s a real hot piece… I mean, who had a mishap with a nail gun and ended up with a nail embedded in his cheek: Last year, I had an accident, while I was fixing a metal bar which … Continue reading “Nail Gun Explodes, Nail Embeds In Cheek”

Man Slaughtered in a Barber Shop Near Adyar, India

I just realized that it’s Black Friday. In America, Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving and kicks off the start of the Holiday shopping season. So stores have huge sales to get people out early and in turn, these retailers make mad money. So naturally, Americans go fucking ape shit and murder each other. … Continue reading “Man Slaughtered in a Barber Shop Near Adyar, India”