Mob Use Stones of All Sizes, Tire Iron, Spade to Lynch Shub-Niggurath in Africa

Somewhere in the dirt jungle of Africa, the local YMCA allow group of miscreants outside time with the black goat of the family. Small rocks, big rocks, stones, boulders come one, come all, spade, a spare tire iron rears its ugly head and strikes man on head. Drying up like a raisin in the sun, … Continue reading “Mob Use Stones of All Sizes, Tire Iron, Spade to Lynch Shub-Niggurath in Africa”

Jerusalem Belongs to Israel Says President Trump, Somali Militants Attack For Revenge

On January 15, 2019, Somali Militants in Nairobi, Kenya attack an upscale hotel and business complex after Trump’s witless remarks. The Al Qaeda affiliate, launch a deadly attack for U.S. President Donald Trump’s decision to recognize Jerusalem (Al-Quds) as the Israel capital. Somali militant group, Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen (holy warriors) have been fighting to topple … Continue reading “Jerusalem Belongs to Israel Says President Trump, Somali Militants Attack For Revenge”

Thief is Tied to Wooden Bench and Caned by Several Men

A man caught stealing was tied to a wooden bench and caned by multiple men. The presumption is that the incident took place in Africa, but the “We’na fuck you boy” has a touch of a Caribbean flair. The twigs hurt like hell, so the thief twitched and flipped the whole bench with him. The … Continue reading “Thief is Tied to Wooden Bench and Caned by Several Men”

African Thief Shoveled All Over Body

Can any one say deja-ju?! The only human words I could make out is “why you stealing?” Location seems to be from no other than some place in Africa. It’s probably not the best idea to steal from men who have access to water and a shovel.

Roseville, Michigan Bowling Alley Employee Bamboozled by Gang of Unhappy Patrons

The violent assault of a bowling alley worker happened around 11:45 p.m. Wednesday at Apollo Lanes on Gratiot in Roseville, Michigan; is a part of the Metro Detroit area. The employee asked the group to leave because they became unruly and then began creating a disturbance. When that happened, several members of the group surrounded … Continue reading “Roseville, Michigan Bowling Alley Employee Bamboozled by Gang of Unhappy Patrons”

Brawl Between Cock Carouselers and Ghettozilla Bra-Less

Urban Ghettoization® reared its ugly head in the heartland of an American neighborhood with the clashing of cock hungry squads. A rivalry of sorts between two women on a U.S. road erupts into an outright brawl between opposing forces. The Ghettozilla of the blocked is targeted by the mob and stripped naked as plethora of … Continue reading “Brawl Between Cock Carouselers and Ghettozilla Bra-Less”

Tied Up Thief Suspended, Whipped for Stealing Chickens in Africa

On a farm in Africa, a thief was caught stealing chickens. He is suspended and hangs tied up on a branch. Two men whip the would be thief, making him scream in pain. The man is briefly interrogated before getting whipped again. Maybe an African speaking member could enlighten the BestGore tribe with a dialogue; … Continue reading “Tied Up Thief Suspended, Whipped for Stealing Chickens in Africa”

Careless Shootout at Gas Mart in St. Louis, Missouri

A shootout took place at around 1 a.m. on Sept. 12 at the Gas Mart on 18th and Missouri. Two cars pulled in front of the gas station. Police said the driver of a black car fired the first shot at a person inside the red car before the two started firing at one another. … Continue reading “Careless Shootout at Gas Mart in St. Louis, Missouri”

African Man Foils Burglary Attempt, Pummels Thief with Shovel

In the wee hours of the morning at a house in Soweto, South Africa, a burglary was attempted by would-be-thief. The home owner was awake when he heard noises and investigated. Perpetrator was soon spotted, apprehended, brought outside and received battering, bruising from hard hitting retribution. Soaking wet and pleading forgiveness that falls on deaf … Continue reading “African Man Foils Burglary Attempt, Pummels Thief with Shovel”