Last week in Johannesburg, South Africa, a fireman fell to his death. The vertical filmer appears to have unintentionally captured his landing.
It’s not quite clear how the heck he fell, but it’s clear how he bounced – impressive. He died on impact.
Props to Best Gore member @thedon46 for the video:
He was having hose troubles.
That was kinda funny
If only screaming like a cunt brought people back to life
That bounce was out of this world… I want him as my next basketball!!! well at least his skin…
If only they made Firefighters Gear out of the same material as those bouncy ‘superballs’. He’d have had a chance. Lol
They were screaming and running. Maybe that was some kind of ancient african ritual.
Or just people freaking out over a dude transforming into heinz ketchup.
We will never know 😉
I wonder if the last thing on it mind was “Oooga Boooga?” Hahaha
it was more yacketty yack ,hehehehehe
holy fuck! this is the first time a freefall video scared the hell out of me
Whatta silly sumbitch for fallin’.
Thankfully his helmet saved him!! He’s one lucky sumbitch!!
His new job as a bouncer, was a very short lived affair!
Extremely short lived.
He should’ve eaten gummy balls. Maybe then he would’ve bounced right back into action.
But hindsight won’t fix a liquified body.
Comedic Gold! You’re a funny motherfucker! I nearly peed myself, that made me laugh so hard!
Hard??
Fap fap fap
Shit. He bounced instead of splattered.
The paramedics shouldn’t even bother checking for a pulse, he’s 5x dead..
5x ??
I only counted 4x.
I wonder what the critical height threshold is for a body to splat instead of bounce.
The body composition of the splattee / bouncee is a big factor as well…. hmmz this is a tough one!
Not to mention the heavy turnout gear that probably contained most of the splattering. His insides were liquefied no doubt!
One??
The left one.
That’s all that’s left.
Accually the human body isn’t capable of splating without something giving it a huge speed boost..
Well i remember the 9/11 footage at the bottom of the towers, and there was definite splatter on those windows 😉
You goin’ fizzics on us?
It would be difficult to splat when he’s wearing thick fire gear.
Street pizza
I think someone sabotaged his vine.
He reached for a banana out of reach and slipped
I wonder if they have Affirmative Action there and they have to hire so many white firefighters to meet mandated quotas?
Pretty sure Affirmative Action is only meant to keep sheboons paid. No one else.
Yyyyeeeeup!
Don’t get me started.
LOFL!
It looked like he decapitated himself on contact and his head bounced up. Yet the firstaiders still tried to help him?
Anyone can explain or am I wrong?
@hopingfornemesis I believe that was just his helmet. As for paramedics, they obviously rush to help either, to get him away from the building or it was a reaction. Never seen a decapitation from a fall, only seen a spinal cord detact from victim.
Good thinking Brother. You are right of course!
@icecreamlair
@icecreamlair
That’s why I love this site, some think the witty word puns are comedic , I just laugh at the sheer idiocy of the com mentors’ *[email protected]$&??!
So sorry nematode*
Anybody could surmise that all those SHARP edges on that FLAT cement sidewalk might have Decapitated a firefighter wearing a plastic helmet that goes flying back up after his mushy melon’ implodes.
Truly fkn hilarious dude.
Sincerely , Thank You for the chuckles
Are you drunk again fuckface? Since that is the only time you have the balls to say something bad about me. Oh yes , I did see your drunken ball -less comment about me a couple of weeks ago.
So tell me Eunuch, in your part of the world, does the lion treading the ground care what the slinking hyena thinks of him?
We may both be male but I am the Man. I suggest you remember that next time you wish to bray into the wind,cowpoker.
Oh ..and I did want the last word to end with an”r”.
@boasp
Relax shit for brains !!
I DID say sincerely Thank you !!
Maybe you should stick to the forum pages , pleading for photos of girls* from obvious troll who claim to have photos of an even MORE obvious catfishing/troll.
And then you can explain “step by step instructions how to do screenshot capture of said photos” to somehow get your pathetic jollies*
From begging women or fake femme fatales for titillating pics , on a gore site ???
Hello doofus can’t you figure out his to access free porn on a real porn site.
It’s pathetically obvious that if you were a “real” man ??
You wouldn’t ever have to ask for a photo if you could simply look at and touch a “real live woman” in your presence .
Maybe the dumb girls you meat online don’t by your bulkshit stories about looking like a geek God with hair like Jim Morristown from the cuck band the ‘floors’
Have a nice day ‘nematode’
(a tiny little worm)
In case you were wondering , S.F.B. from down under a rock’
Fuck you coward. You are a gutless wonder who talks tough only when drunk and wants to dance with biker chicks when their menfolk aren’t looking.
Me ? The bikers would have a beer with me,clap me on the shoulder and smile as if they are my uncle when i’m dancing with their chicks. Do you know why? Because i would ask them like a real gentleman. A Man . Not a slinking coward like you.
As for asking for photos ,yeh i do, Eunuch. I love it! I am very comfortable with women and they know it and sense it and love it. Let me guess ..?you were the one in class who never got the girls and just hated those guys that could. This hate may explain details of why you remember me saying i had hair like Jim Morrison all those MONTHS ago.
What is up? You in love with me or something? Afterall,you were the one that friended me all that time ago.Take a card friend ,you aren’t the first fag to fancy me. I am a bearish Daddy.
As for free porn. Guess what ? I love it . I look at it all the time and you know what ,my ladyfriends dont give a fuck. They think it is cute and “just so Nemesis-like”.
So fuck you . Better still ,you stay there and raise beef and send your woman over to me to raise her own!
This is the last communication i will have with you coward. I dont indulge in flame wars.So you can have the last word till you piss me off enough to request you get banned.
@boasp
Hi @hopingfornemesis Y
It’s now 10:31 pm
Local time CST in the US, I think it was approximately 11 am. When your comment about decapitated head from a free fall onto flat cement made me chuckle out loud, and I was in fact sipping on a ‘beer’ ; it was Mug’ ™ brand ROOT Beer*
And I was driving a semi full of corn to a grain terminal elevator, this time of the year all farmers are scrambling to get the grain bins emptied to make room for this falls bumper crop!!
So there was a huge line of trucks waiting to unload.
So i was truly thankful for your comment, while I was bored sitting in line and definitely NOT drunk!!!
Just laughing at you !!
That corn is loaded onto river barges & shipped to the Mississippi where it turns south to the gulf of Mexico & them loaded onto huge cargo ships , some go east & some travel west through the Panama* canal to the pacific , Hawaii, Japan ,China & maybe even down under to your part of the planet?? My point is NO’ I do not need to be drunk to laugh at you, & I put in a 12 hour day before having a ‘real’ beer , just now!!!
Furthermore calling me silly names only made me laugh harder.
Surely made the day go by faster. & the next time you buy any food at a grocery, check the ingredients labels , I can almost guarantee you will find corn or some byproduct like high fructose corn syrup in them.
So instead of denigrating a poor cowpoke R’ farmer like me , you should never talk shit*while eating or with a full stomach, the us truly does feed most of the developed world.
Our grains & animal production is highly prized worldwide for quality &/quantities at a competitive price $$$
Always looking forward to more hilarious comments from you & anyone else without common sense.
And if you want to laugh at someone else even dimmer than thou ??
Please Google a story I shared with Andre @thedre,,, last week concerning a 30 yr. old woman and her husband in Bridgeport, Connecticut. ,during a power outage ?? F ing unreal but true , I bet she’s book smart and still dumb as a hammer too!!!
She thought she found a candle in her basement , but it really was much more ‘illuminating’ …
Even if? Just briefly.
Go ahead and laugh heartily at her, her husband & also the dimwitted copper’s that showed up after her complete lack of Un , * common ‘common’ sense,
Maybe you can find her profile on line & ask her for some before and after nude pictures ???
I just glanced and saw you banging on about the decapitation thing again. Gee you have a hardon for me!
You really do fancy me dont you! Anyway ,re names, you started with nemsie and crapola names all those weeks ago and nematode yesterday. You were the schoolkid . I ignored it like the Man i am.
Anyway, decapitation does not need an edge ,it requires a FORCE. Yes ,decapitation has occurred from linesmen simply being close enough to electric wires .no sharp edge at all. You would know of other examples in real life if you ever came off that ranch of yours.
Here is another observation taught me by my parents who came off the land: you can take a horse to water but can’t make it drink.
@boasp
Likely his helmet…
Guess what nemsie * pal those biker chicks almost always ask me to dance after they see me dance with one of their sisters , & their ‘men’ surely were only ‘pretending’ not to be watching , some even thanked me for making sure their lady had a good time with great live music. Some biker dudes just don’t know how or just plain don’t care to dance.!!!
As soon as a slow song came on the Ladies all know enough to go drag their men out to the dance floor.
And I was stuck with two beautiful ‘SINGLE’ Ladies who both wanted a slow dance with me!!…. I told both of them I was too tired out, but the more dominant one refused to take no for an answer!!
I think you are probably a pretty smart guy with ‘maybe’?? A slightly higher than average IQ* but I’d also wager you look and act like a nerd, hence you’re probably socially awkward around any girls (especially the pretty ones).
And if a biker ever caught his lady dancing with an inept fool like you , he’d definitely tell her to go lay down by his bike , because she must blind/drunk!!!
PS , sfb nemz I don’t think you’re a bad guy at all !!
You’re probably just “book smart and common sense dumb”
It’s actually a common ailment shared by many poor souls. …. Lookey there bub , you made me laugh AT’ you again , thanks for the comedy !!
Jumping Jesus Josaphat, that was a good 30-storey dive onto government pavement. Those kidneys are piss-popped.
@casualobserver
I counted 27 stories (28 if we count that extra-high ground floor as two). However, the camera work leaves me less-than-certain of my accuracy, so I’ll happily accept your estimate of 30. Honestly, if that WAS purely a guess I’m pretty damned impressed!
I was guessing on the height, but pretty damn sure he’s not a candidate for organ transplants.
It’s HOSE damn decommissioned surplus American firefighting equipment.
America’s stuff goes to South American armpits. Those vehicles are not American made fire apparatus either.
You’re right, it’s Eurotrash donated to armpits unwilling to have domestic production.
Not bad except the camera man was pointing at a rescue vehicle when the fall commenced. He does get points for the moment of impact and the bounce.
That sure did end with a slam.
Well he probably had it coming. At 120mph.
At 0:09 we can freeze-frame and see the poor fucker is falling head-first. Brain-dead at second of impact. Helmet pop-off. Flexi-impact bounce.
Poor guy. These MEN run into burning buildings when everyone else is running out. Then they rescue the poor fuckers who cannot get out or down.
This selflessly-brave man was probably out on a ledge up on the 28th floor before there was time to rope up, attempting to haul someone to safety.
The bravest of the brave.
I hope he is feasting, drinking great vats of beer, quoting Epic poetry and singing heroic songs in Valhalla with the Gods for Eternity. Bless that man!
Don’t forget canoodling with glorious hose-hounds.
Brave men, yes, even though most of them became fire fighters because they were unable to get better education to acquire a more high-paid job.
@ankun256
Where the hell did you get the wisdom that most firefighters are doing the job because they cant find any better paying job….
Firefighters are some of the most driven and passionate about the job they do. They are not in it for the money, but they do it because they love what they do.
Maybe you will find that out yourself when you really need them in your hour of need!
Okay, I may be mistaken, but you can only fall like dude in this video by neglecting some obvious safety measure, and we all know that following all safety measures to the book requires some higher IQ.
UPDATE:
I’ve googled this incident, and it appears that this firefighter applied too much force in an attempt to break open a window from the inside.
https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2018-09-05-eyewitness-describes-the-moments-before-firefighter-fell-to-his-death-from-burning-joburg-building/
I understand that there’s no time to plan and calculate your every move carefully when there’s a raging inferno behind you, but it seems like a honest mistake to me, not uncontrollable accident.
Oh, and there’s three firefighters died in this building in total. Pretty brutal.
Ignoramous.
@ankun256 What stupid, pompous, self-righteous cunt you are. I suppose you earn an awful lot of money because you were”able to get a better education in order to acquire a more high-paid job”. You need to understand that living off of Mummy and wanking off to kiddy-porn all day long isn’t actually a job… however much allowance your Mummy gives you. I wouldn’t tire of watching fuckwits like you drown in a glass tank filled with your own turds. I expect your anally retentive nature means that your turds would be hard and kinda biscuity so would probably need hosing down with gallons of steaming hot firefighter’s piss in order to make it sloppy enough for you to inhale and drown in.
My mate Dave (also the Godfather to my son) is a firefighter. Trained to the highest of standards and has saved multiple lives. He was actually exploded out of a gas-filled flat (for americans “flat” = “apartment”) rescuing a woman and child in Edinburgh. They survived completely intact thanks to his bravery, training and professionalism (and not a little due to his complete superhuman bravery and compassion).
He never has to pay for a beer at the pub on that corner of Craigentinny in Edinburgh. He is a local hero. People love him. Beautiful big, gentle man.
Okay okay, guess I should apologize, I didn’t knew any firefighter personally. But I associate them with police (probably because they’re on the same phone number) and we all know that police are a bunch of corrupt pigs, at least in my country.
Stop deflecting and obfuscating you self-righteous, pompous cunt. These guys run iinto burning buildings when everyone else is running out. They do this to stop people cooking and do it risking their own skins and earn every penny they are paid. They should be paid their weight in gold.
Top earning bean-counters and lawyer scum should be paid their own weight in their own turds.
What a top earner you must be. You must be very proud of yourself. Congratulations.
@lord-wankdust
You took the words right out of my mouth. Andrew WK was deflecting for sure.
Dude should just say sorry and leave it at that.
A man notices a small boy wearing a fireman’s hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices that the cart is tied to the dog’s testicles . “That’s a nice fire engine,” says the man. “But wouldn’t the dog pull faster if you tied the rope to his collar?” “Yes,” says the boy. “But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Nice..!
He must have started-out as A Bouncer cause he did that so well.
How’s everything been brother? Was the visit to your pal’s a success?
Yes it was indeed a wonderful trip as Europe is so incredibly laid back unlike the mad rush that everybody seams to be in here in Canada. So it was nice to just hang-out, explore some of Central Europe’s Incredible Natural Beauty while chilling with Mark. Thanks for asking B G Brother. 🙂
Fucking awesome brother! I’m with you 100% on the way that most people live their lives here in Canada, with such intensity. Anyways, glad to hear your trip went well & hope Mark was doing great! Keep the wheels rolling Dre. We’ll be in touch brother.
Thanks @pabloescobar you’re a good man brother. And yea what a shocking difference the lifestyle is over there, as compared to here with everyone so laid back, and the with the Girls,,, Man-O-Man, *No Privileged Ones there* that i seen, but Instead beautiful, friendly smiling, and it was “Camel-Toe Sporting Heaven” in Europe, cause it was full of approachable, and very friendly beauties, that were not at all stuck-up, and something else i will never forget.
But to see Mark in person getting off his plane, right away i could see just who cool, and laid back the guy really was. And he was, as he always is,, his happy cheery self, was indeed quite cool to witness in person, as it made our whole trip something i will cherish forever.
And like i had said so many times before that this being at the very top of my bucket list, was to pay for a trip for the both of us, and meet somewhere in Europe was my gift to Mark for his many years of hardships that he had endured, and despite all the bullshit, when many would have said Fuck-It enough is enough, and threw in the towel,,, he continued on, and he did it “All For Us” and our love for Best-gore.
And it was so nice to see him happy, and for once Safe, without being in some kind of danger, from Crazy Hurricanes,, Thieves,, or from the always present danger of the Zionist wanting payback, or just going through some financial hardships. None of that for 16 days,,, just fun in the Sun, as the Girls were plentiful, as we wined, & dined through Europe, just totally relaxed. 🙂
And cause as we all know that times were incredibly hard for him financially, and emotionally for the past couple of years, i figured the least i could do for my Beloved B G Brother would be to have a meet up, and have a great, and relaxing time for us both. And i got to see for myself, just how truly good & honest, the Guy really is. 🙂
He had just enough time to think “Oh, I am royally fucked”…
This is a random comment but, someone here in my hometown got beheaded this morning….? If I had a nice computer n capture card….?
R.I.P dude. Just doing your job.
He were saving life… 🙁
but was destined to die from fall.. 🙂
You’re destined to die alone. DON’T TALK TO ME.
i can talk to whoever i want to talk to… and for the record im not ever going to fucking die.. so fuck off you little fucking make-up girl..
Strange, because your hair already start to die 🙂
And brain too… 🙁
Lmao @sweetiecandy
Now you’re getting it.
Boom! You got Sweetie’d the fuck out!
@mattjack666
“i can talk to whoever i want to talk to… and for the record im not ever going to fucking die.. so fuck off you little fucking make-up girl..”
lol she made you mad as fuck you XD you sound like a little child starting a conversation with “i can talk to whoever i want” ever heard of a restraining order lol just proves how moronic you are.
the only embarressment of best gore is an incompetent bottom feeder like yourself take the noose and pull it tight around your neck for the fun to begin
you’re a fucking embarrassment to best gore…
Shhhh, just take the L and go to your room..
@mattjack666
lol she litterally wants to see you dying eating zyklon b lol
Learn from your parents mistakes use birth control but then again people can’t say that you have absolutely nothing, After all, you still have inferiority.
@carnage-2 Eat me?
Of course, I thought you’d never ask! 😉 The chinchilla can even watch… Shit, it can even join in if it wants to 😀 .
@carnage-2 …I don’t understand..Join in what? It how?…
Shhhh… just let us do all the work. You just lay back and enjoy. 😛 😛 😛
He needs to get back up there then, the job is not finished. This is no time for a quick smoke break.
yeah what does he think it is, a bouncy castle party??
Lol!
Sheesh, a bouncy castle party? What a fuckin’ flamer.
P.S.
I get the feeling Sweetie doesn’t like you very much. 😉
Nah, this just how she flirts.
She starts off sour, then turns sweet… I’d eat her.
she secretly fancies me… its her way of hiding her blushes.
lol
@mattjack666
you couldn’t get women without Flunitrazepam or chloroform lol
damn…. you are a real smart d00d…
@mattjack666
lol for you it will but it’s really just a name for rohypnol so if you deem that as smart i.e the naming of a chemical compound then i feel extremly sorry for your disabillities “dood” lol XD what a waste of a message c’mon you can do better than that for a lousy jew
@carnage-2 …I don’t want to be eated…
Ooooh, I see now. Yeah, yeah ok, I know your type… fuckin’ tease.
You’re cannibal?
….tease? What you mean?
Yeah, a cannibal for sweet pussy… 😛
Oooh don’t play coy with me, Sweetie. You know exactly what I mean.
…oh…
firefighters are brave as fuck… but they do not survive the apocalypse, sorry about that…
Well that’s fine, but he wasn’t a firefighter, he was a fireflighter… what about them?
you raise a good point, ive got a sense of humour but im being straight with you, the end of the world As we know it is a couple of months away, few survive…
Fuck it… I’m going on a fucking spree for the next couple months, then. Pussy, a good sammich, a cold beer and Bestgore. What more could a guy ask for before certain death?
when youre a spirit you might be grateful for my people making the economy strong and everyones life better… or you might not give a fuck
Shit, I had almost enough saved up for my wife’s other breast implant.
Silicone caulk and a bicycle tire pump. Way cheaper.
Might as well let her stay lopsided now.
live it up
i would
but its a question of destiny, fulfill your destiny, ive played a part in yours and youve played a part in mine, thank you…
if you can only afford one you should be called tedthedod
Oh, you’re one of those? I’m with Sweetie.
I think I have a Candy Crush.
Senior Pablo. How’s things in el barrio? Mi chimichanga es el bomba!
Yeah, mattjack is pretty harmless. Funny actually. He kicks birds in the name of his dark overlord.
Have a bueno queso burnout day mi hombre!
is sweetie a little girl or is sweetie a fully grown hairy paedophile?
that is the question on everybodies lips right now…
😀
Dañaconda HAHAHAHA hope all is well.
@mattjack666
“you raise a good point, ive got a sense of humour but im being straight with you, the end of the world As we know it is a couple of months away, few survive…”
then you need to get your tinfoil hat ready if you think that lol you say you can take a joke…. you are that joke.
worrrd, you got me sussed lad…
yep read you like a book from the early learning center eeeeeaaaaaassssyyyyyyy
It’s a short example of what happened when the Jews brought down the towers
Shame he didn’t impale himself on that flagpole.
Damn, I’ve never heard an impact so loud before.
Maybe the feminists can answer this one: Is it harder being a firefighter or a stay-at-home mom?
My husband is a firefighter and I’m a stay-at-home mom. Neither of us wants the other’s job LOL
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
He should’ve had LifeAlert.
“It’s all yours guys. I gots to bounce.”
Later that day… His check bounced .
In all seriousness it’s sad to see a firefighter die in the line of duty. This kinda reminded me of the events of 9/11 where many people jumped to their death to escape the fires surrounding them.
That being said… this is a prime example of how NOT to fight a fire nor the proper way to exit a burning building.
As the window glass probably was shatter proof, at least the firefighter was successful popping it out of the frame.
His last words were “Follow meeeeeeeeee”.
Except he didn’t show them da wae.
I looked this up. He fell from the 23rd floor. 2 other firefighters died as well. So 3 total for this building fire.
It was a government building that didn’t comply with any of their health and safety standards, lacked safety equipment, had poor water pressure. All the workers complained right after they were evacuated how bad the shape of the offices were in.
Kinda dumb to complain about your shit hole towns buildings after they fall apart and burn up killing people.
It’s raining men hallelujah it’s raining men
“Hey Tim, get down here right away”!
How much did this accident have to do with the current state of affairs in South Africa?
Chinese investment is on the way.
“The Horrific Truth of Why There’s No ‘Fireman’ in The Village People.”
Splash is not synonym of splat.
When your mother tells you to come down for dessert.
And with that in mind, go watch it again
At that height, his mass and air resistance would have time to eaqual each other, thereby creating a terminal velocity. In other words, you can only fall so fast.
And the velocity was obviously VERY terminal.
That was kind of weird how the alarm noise thing changed as he came down haha or maybe that was just due to other people screaming and drowning the noise out?
I hope the sidewalk didn’t get AIDS.
ROFL, exactly!
if that firefighter know parkour, can he save fall from that height?
The vertical filming seems appropriate, for once.
He fell down faster than a woman’s panties on a first date with a black guy
Whoa! Epic hilarity.
Splat
im not going to watch this one police get allot of flac and rightfully so but i have a soft spot for firemen, they truly risk their lives every call(mostly) they go on and they go into danger with only a nomex suit and oxygen.
they should be praised and shown respect, saying that I am glad in a way this video is up it shows the sacrifice these men and women make
…..But you SHOULD watch it; turn your speakers up loud. The THUD of him hitting the concrete is just EPIC. Great rebound as well. 😀
Why are all running? haha
He’s dead, Jim
“Black lives splatter”
Brave but dumb fireman-rest in peace.
Well, at least he got to the bottom of what caused the fire…
I always heard firefighters wear rubber suits. Guess his should’ve just been made of NERF.
Fuckin’ German Judge still only gave him a 3.5
But his EXECUTION was CONCRETE!
Truth, though he clearly didn’t stick (to) the landing.
Nothin’ wrong with having a song in your heart and a spring in your step.
I’m curious, any particular song?
“Brooklyn Bounce.”
Or that nineties classic from House of Pain, “Jump Around.”
No!
No?
Yes!
Not the gore that bothers me but another working class man dead, however the one with the woman slipping and being crushed behind a forklift due to her trying to hold it down… at the very back, Darwin award material if anyone is interested I can share a link to the video.