A CCTV footage from a paper factory in China shows a man and a woman standing next to a large paper machine. It appears as though the man was showing the woman something about the process, perhaps how smooth the product was, when his hand got caught in the fast spinning rollers that quickly sucked him in.
The moment the man is sucked up and flattened has been slowed down to 50% of the original speed, because the guy went from standing there and talking, to literally disappearing in a fraction of a second.
Props to Best Gore member @refuse2renig for the video:
So that’s how they get their color copies!
Maybe just the color yellow.
For curiosity’s sake,
I’d like to see it at full speed.
Is there a chance that he survived?
It didn’t look like there was blood.
so I have chinamen in mi bladder????
@trust me, very funny – yellow paper! 😆 someone else said “rice paper” too funny!
There wasn’t any blood cuz it wasn’t fast enough to process what had just taken place.
There will be a lot of customer complaints… No one likes red,yellow,rice,and brain matter paper.
I saw this video a couple time I swear I saw something explode to a side I think it was his head on the far right…I’m not sure tho…could’ve been awesome if it was shown….
That’s just the hat.
I think he got decapitated. Crazy shit.
I used to work for a newspaper and I have watched the press for hours on end. There was no blood because the paper moves so fast it wipes away anything in an instant. Like speed of sound toilet paper. These presses are so dangerous unless you are a ten year journeyman pressman they wouldn’t let you get within 15 feet of the web. Actually touching the web was unheard of. Only in China could this have been allowed to happen.
Actually if you look real close you can see his insides being squeezed out at the very end.
It makes you want to see what he looked like after going through it
If you look at the right hand, inside wall of the machine, a split second after his body goes inside, there is what looks like a big squirt of something red which drips down that wall.
That’s his hat.
His hat fly’s off onto the floor
No I think they’re talking about inside the press machine to the right. It looks like a blob of red goo, maybe red brain matter sliding down the inside of the machine to the right of his body.
You’re talking about his hat that flies off his head and slides down the wall outside the press machine to the right.
Yeh…I think it’s his shoe with his foot still in it
Yep definitely his shoe
Now you see me ……..now you don’t…..
China’s got talents…….new edition…..discovering
Liong pu the Chinese Houdini.!!!!!
Lmao that is hilarious. XD
Yes it is lol
Humans shouldn’t look like an octopus squeezing through a hole. Especially not at that speed
lol I’m still laughing, great comment
Lmao @re-pete This actually happened to my dad on a laminating machine. He was working with a new guy and it got jammed. He went to go free up the jam and the guy turned it on like an idiot. He got lucky because it only sucked him in up to his shoulder. It crushed his arm like a pancake. They almost had to amputate his arm, he had signed the paper in case it had to come down to that. He had surgery after surgery skin graft after skin graft and they actually ended up saving his arm. He has some horiffic scars and he has no feeling in his fingers. He has a huge dent in his wrist and when he makes a fist it looks like it’s winking at you. I told him he should get an eye tattooed there. It’s a nice story when we go to the bar.
Damn, your pops is lucky to be alive 🙂
Very lucky. Almost the topic of discussion on best gore lol. @re-pete
@bluntman89, did that happen in NE?
Omg! That would be so scary @bluntman89!!!!
Yeah, I might be able to find some pictures and send them in. Glad he made it though. @earthy
Hahahaha
Cap’s off to that 🙂
omfg I’m crying
Haha! I would like to see the aftermath…
So would he…..Lol
Haha! Sluuurp!!! When are people in China going to realize their machines are blood thirsty and out to get them?
I think the devil himself was talking in the video. 😯
Heyyyyy? Is me, The Devil. Just wanted to stick my fork in here for a minute.
I take umbrage at the slightest suggestion that my voice sounds like someone with Down Syndrome.
I have a normal voice that I use when I talk to humans. I have a much different voice when I talk to the spirits. Neither of those two voices sound like someone that has Down Syndrome. Thank you.
I read your comment in Satan, from South Parks voice..lol
Lmao. As did I!!!!! Then I saw your comment. Hilarious!
PSML, heehee lol, ROFL….that comment killed me!
@am0ur what did you say? ”….machines are blood thirsty and out to get them….” lmao!!! You’ve cracked me!
Hehe well it’s what it seems like anyway 😉
I believe it was made in China, nothing ever works right from there.
Wow! Now that is funny @ladybug_lady2000 I wonder if his first name was Pan, because he was caked! I crack myself up!
SLUUURP!!! hahahaha, perfect.
@am0ur
You are so right! Why haven’t they learned to go back to the DIY days, when there were no machines that could chew them up?
Ok from what we know here at Best Gore: When in China if you dont want to become a machines (or other inanimate objects) lunch avoid 1. Elevators 2.Escalators 3. Any kind of Press 3. Grinding equipment 4. Signs on buildings ….. This list could get real long real fast…
It just happened so fast. Always expect the unexpected from China.
Escalators.
Don’t forget for get the escalators.
With all of their martial arts training.
With all of that kung fu mumbo jumbo.
They should be ready for the unexpected.
I love how he lost his cap being sucked in, and it was all over before the cap could touch the ground. Konoha’s yellow flash would be proud!
Did he die? Jajaja just kidding!
He should be alright. Just shove a compresser hose in his mouth fill him back up with air.
@bluntman89, lol! blow him up with helium, so he’ll float away! 😆
Lmfao @tas-tiger make him into a balloon animal and tie a string to him.
So, that’s how they make rice paper.
Or maybe the dough for their egg rolls.
hahahaha egg roll of some young guy hahhaha
Well, that escalated quickly.
indeed.
i wonder if the “nigh indestructible hairnet” will become the next BG meme?
I had to watch that twice! Rule # 1 around heavy machinery that could possibly kill you is, always always steer clear of the hazard zones. I know this man has probably done this for years so he never would expect this to happen. All it takes is one slip and your done. Least it was quick and painless since he went in basically head first. Still I can emphasize this enough. Be careful people around heavy machinery please. We all want to go home to our wives and kids and pets.
That was crazy fast! I’ll bet the woman wasn’t even sure if what she saw was real. Hell, she could’ve thought she was on one of their crazy-ass tv shows.
She backed away pretty quickly. “Where did he go!?”
He he, she prolly thought he was demon or ghost the he disappeared.
This could be a great new idea on saving space at the morgue.
Austerity burials. Who needs a coffin, when you can fit into an envelope.
I think you are on to something there @brokeback we can put 100 in the space of just one.
@Brokeback
If Ikea did funereal arrangements it would look something like this.
That was the fastest suck job ever!
hahaha, oh my!
@brokeback
Yeah, like what they do to old cars at the junkyard!
He obviously has not heard of Health & Safety.
I was waiting to see if a squirt of blood would flow out ward.
Looks like a fun ride…except for the whole dying part.
It is really smooth.
I can imagine him saying to a new hire, “Now be cautious, this machine is poweful. Dont put your hand heAARRRRRRRRRRRR”
LOL
Lol.no shit! I think if I was in her shoes I would punched out, went straight back home and got back on monster.com and looked for a new job.
That’s the conversation that I really hope they are having. That would make this dark humor gold.
China must be so heavily overpopulated that they started to recycle grown men, and not just their newborn girls
Hahaha very cartoon-ish 😀
Haha yup! Right out of The Itchy and Scratchy show from the Simpsons! 😆
Reminds me of the end of Roger Rabbit
Split second death. At least now he can fit back into that old suit that was too small and be buried in it.
What devil of a fucking Machine could that be ? which instead of doing its own very job goes giving blowjob of a life time to someone who thought if he tried stroking it gently ,he might get the Machine , feeling aroused .
That was one of its kind, a never witnessed great sucking feat .
I am laughing mad sucking my own Bloody thumb which I happened to snick while watching this video .
How a newspaper roller operator takes a selfie!
I think he wanted to be “in the news”.
Well, @necrophilialover, he surely succedded in his attempt at front page coverage i’m sure! 😉
His face will be in first page of the newspaper 😀
@thedre
I think he always wanted a selfie taken next to the paper machine and the machine said ,show me what you mean ! ..lol
Freakest freak I would say . Every thing about China is crazy and freak as hell . You start a normal day feeling alive and end up at the morgue , as one unidentifiable badly mutilated a dead corpse .Big Machines are like Big Bad MILFS if you happen to flirt a lot around them they get all nasty and wild .The guy got chewed in real bad .
Agreed @blucon, as China, and it’s weird residents also creep me out. Like in many previous posts, of kids getting run over by cars, and trucks, while these slant-eyed little fucks, take a glance, and keep on walking by as if la,,,la…la,,, go on with my day, as if nothing happened. Like W.T.F. is wong with these nuts???
I worked at a napkin factor in my late teens in FL, the machines I’ve seen there were shielded , many levels of precaution. the worst you could get was a crushed finger. that being said, let’s (American empire) invade china, they’re obviously behind in technology.
If I’m the other guy, there’s nothing more I can do here on this situation. Just turn around & walk away.
whaoo, even at the speed x0,25, he disappear so fast, but i guest he broke his neck before he pancake his head.
quite nice ^^
This can’t be the 1st time this machine has eaten some employee. Way to easy for someone to sucked in. In fact the manager was prolly trying to feed it the new unexpecting victim. He prolly said oh feel this,touch the silky smooth papeeerrrrraaaahhh…
Wow. Now it can be delivered to the nearest restaurant
Flatpacks are great ain’t they.
That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted to get ‘laid’
He only wanted to empty his load.
Fuckin hell! Talk about Hot off the Press.
Weekend maneuvers start here.
Il be getting steamrolled this bank holiday, hopefully not as bad as this bloke was tho. Enjoy your long weekend boys n girls of eng.
I can’t see shit can anybody else see anything? all i see is him getting sucked up and that’s it.
Exactly.
he will be alright
imaging the sock of the person next to him..
My father always said, “Don’t put your fingers anywhere you wouldn’t put your dick.”
It’s a philosophy that’s worked out pretty damn well for me in my life so far.
@flyingshazbot…i wouldve loved to meet your father…!
How do you shake hands then
Like they do in the movie Demolition Man
How do you stick a sausage up your ass?
How do you pick your nose?
How do you wipe your ass?
Nevermind.
Next, he’ll show the new help how the paper gets sliced, packed and shipped.
China is today the world’s superpower. It is the low price. US aircraft carriers will be where it is today Titanic. All thanks to missiles “made in china”
“Extra page Extra page read all about it” 😛
Anyone remember a short story by Stephen King, The Mangler? It was a machine much like this one, but for wringing out sheets and the like. Once the machine got a taste for blood, there was no stopping it. I actually worked at that laundry when I first moved to Maine and it was an intimidating machine to even be near.
Yes I do remember that Steven King story. It was a good one.
@illegalsmile55
Your story freaked me out as to your having said that you really did work there ………but I am still not able to co -relate what you meant there factually when you said you worked there . Will ya care to explain babe if you think I’m not trying to outsmart ya or something .Hey but its all cool
Zombied me! I dunno why questions need asked
Is that what you said is that fiction and facts go hand in hand at Maine ?
Silly me still not believing any word you’ve gone around tabling here on ,babe.
@blucon, nope you are correct, I did leave part of the story out..the laundry I worked at was the inspiration for the story “The Mangler”. Stephen King worked at this laundry (Bangor Maine), and spent his days there daydreaming up scary stories…I actually, literally, ran into him one day at a shopping center. He was reading something, and I was looking up at an eagle flying around. We bumped and we immediately said excuse me to each other. I took a few more steps before it dawned on me who it was. That’s how he got hit by a car, walking down the road reading…
Thanks for clearing up the hazy mist .
What if one day the two of us end up bumping in to each other
what’s gonna be your immediate reaction ?
Hey but I am wishing you’ve got yourself discharged from the confines of that sickening Hospital where you wanted not a precious minute to be attended to by some shit headed staffers.
Will ya still give a listen to Axl Rose as the front man for AC/DC ………no fucking soulful voice just screams and high pitched shouts that’s all the dopey is all about .
Oh Lord just forgot that ya’re all for Black Sabbath………..
Lemme get my Stratocaster out so we can jam up to some Black Sabbath…………gimme the base note please.
He probably won’t be a permanent replacement? I think Axl can sing though, I love Guns ‘n’ Roses. His voice is incredible. Not everyone has to like them if they don’t want to. I don’t think AC/DC has ever had a “soulful” singer yet!
AC/DC is actually going to disband pretty soon. Oh boy, I can’t believe I’m crying over a band hahaha feels like a One Direction teen fan. But, yes, now the Brian Johnson is gone, I don’t think they’re gonna keep playing.
Back in the days AC/DC had Dave Evans Bon scott Dennis Laughlin, as their ?soulful? singers ! and not to forget Brian Johnson who was as good a singer as Bon scott a perfect replacement for the latter.
Axl Rose’s voice probably has its acceptance only as a frontman with Guns ?n? Roses. Last heard the AC/DC die hard fans were outraged at the thought of Axl Rose stepping in for Brian Johnson and guess what they have finally been offered refunds.
Great news is that Brian Johnson will still continue to record studio albums for AC/DC but talk about live concerts his doctors have ordered him to call it quits performing live .
So its kinda breath of fresh air for those of his die hard fans who thought AC/DC will stand disbanded .
Cheer up ……….Its none of those things !
Yup I remember that. Can’t wait for The Dark Tower series to soon become films.
Dum Fuk Man: Ok, listen up. This here is the new BMS5000. This is the machine we will be using whenever we want to get a nice relaxing body massage on our break time or lunch time. It works like this. First you turn it on, then you wave your hand right around here and presto, you’re in for a ride of your life. This machine will leave you feeling nimble and alert. I’ll go ahead and use it first.
Dum Gai: I only have two questions? How do I get out once I’m inside massaging machine? Can I use BMS5000 for tanning as well? It looks nice a hot in there.
I don’t think the girl he’s training will work there after witnessing what just happened
Like something you’d see from Wile E. Coyote. Was waiting for Road Runner to run past.
Meep meep
i was hoping he would float down after being flattened like in cartoons
That escalated quickly.
sucks man, Just roll with it bro.
I hope the local girls school needs a lot of pink paper? This post bought out a lot of comedians, some of the funniest comments I’ve read in a while, well done, guys and gals, 😆
I had seen this a few months ago, i only wish we could see how damaged was the guy. 😀
Please don’t buy a paper machine, they really suck!
Holy fuck that was fast! Why in the hell would you ever touch moving parts on heavy machinery? RIP dipshit.
They see me rollin’ they hatin’
Atleast the machine designers can work out some flaws, needs bigger motor as you can see how it hesitates when it hit the shoulders. Valuable data will be put to good use on a motor with more ass to correct that flaw.
Damn, why couldn’t it have been a sumo wrestler? Better have some on hand next time to demonstrate this machine!
Well crap. I got so excited to watch this and it won’t play :'(
You’re right, the guy was the DVD and after he was inserted into the machine, nothing played for us either 🙁
http://theync.com/deadly-paper-machine-accident.htm
If only there were photos of the after math.
Anyway, at the end it was just slippity sloop!
I am fairly certain the first Head East album was written for the now flat dude!
Omg..I just turned someone on to that CD! They had never even heard of the band..I was singing, “never been any reason,” horribly, lol..classic album
You go to work. You come home from work. Repeat this scenario 100 thousand times until you go to work one day and then suddenly you are now a folded piece of origami….
Love that tiny short millisecond when he was stuck at the first roll, and then Boom right into it.
Like the machine was takeing a nip to check if it tastes good, “ahhh tastes like sushi come right in!!!”
Well at least his hat didn’t get sucked in.
I noticed that